199914

Joke of the Day

"What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another? He experiences culture shock."

"imagine treating the ask a swede hotline like a sex hotline... ""so, what are you wearing?"" ""sensible athletic wear, yah!"" ""ughhhhhhhh."""

"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes!"

"Who was the most well rounded knight of Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"

"What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out? The dishes if she knows what's good for her!"

"What does the Jewish Bruce Wayne drive? The Shabbat-Mobile."

"What do you call a door with no legs? A door."

"[bleeding out] ER Doctor: do you know your blood type? ME: I've never really thought about it TBH. As long as it has a good personality"

"Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks? Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating."

"why are we mad at Beyonce for cultural appropriation when we could be mad that she made us listen to a Coldplay song?"