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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? KANYE WEST - Beyonce should have crossed the road, not the chicken!"

"When I die I'd like to be cremated I think I've urned it."

"Girls are like blackjack... Girls are like blackjack... I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."

"What does a bee from Asia do? Nepallinates flowers."

"Why do people love working at yogurt factories? Because of the culture!"

"Did you hear about the 3 holes in the ground? Well, well, well."

"The human liver can withstand up to 97% damage and make a full recovery. Yet not one doctor will accept this as an argument for alcoholism."

"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian.... I'll get my coat..."

"What do O'douls and going down on your sister have in common? (NSFW) It tastes the same but it's just not quite right."

"I'm a show off but not drive around with Christmas lights on my car show off And that's when I realized it was a cop car"