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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? KANYE WEST - Beyonce should have crossed the road, not the chicken!"

"My boss told me not to bring my lunch to work in a brown paper bag. I told him that I'll drink my lunch how I want."

"What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over? A dirty double crosser."

"I got approached on a dating website by a midget I asked her what she felt her best attribute was. She responded ""I'm really down to earth."""

"How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it."

"I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about this"

"I recently learned that the smell of fresh cut grass is the smell plants give if when under duress, and I like that smell... I guess this makes me a sado-*manicurist*"

"Did you hear the one about Make-A-Wish foundation giving concert tickets to the little deaf boy? Neither did he."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches."

"What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like? Battered shrimp."