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Joke of the Day

"What about a reality show where people who complain about homeless people having cellphones have to get a job and an apartment without one."

"A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said ""Uno, dos"" *POOF* He disappeared without a tres. **edit Front page??? Thats Punbelieveable!"

"What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order."

"*jumps into volcano as sacrifice* *volcano spits me back out*"

"USA has 9/11, France has 11/13, and Israel has? 24/7"

"in 2001 i was in a coma dying from meningitis and someone played ""in the end"" by linkin park and i woke up to tell them to turn it off"

"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same. Thought I would join the circlejerk."

"Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug? She gave birth in the spring"

"What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii? Oahu Akbar!"

"[at funeral] ""it was so sudden"" really? ""yeah right in the middle of rap battle"" I thought you said he died of dysentery TERRY: That's right"