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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same. Thought I would join the circlejerk."

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"An Englishman and a chineseman are arguing, However... The English man is constantly confused why the Chinese man insists hes wrong, and that the English man is right."
"PMS jokes are not funny. Period."
"Set my phone to change K to Okay!! so I don't look rude. Now it looks like I'm all excited about stupid shit, and I'm Okay!! with that."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all her money out of the bank !"
"A husband and wife talk about the weather... She's too wet and he says it's coming down hard."
"Why couldn't the bike stand by itself? because it was two tired"
"What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper? ""Well that's really tiny writing!"""
"what picture is guaranteed to make the front page of Reddit? Bernie Sanders sitting on a mildly interesting toilet while playing fallout 4"
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