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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug? She gave birth in the spring"
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"I don't think my new air conditioner likes me very much It keeps giving me the cold shoulder"
"Ashley Madison website is having problems. But instead of addressing them directly, it'll just look for a younger hotter website on the side"
"Definition of a Masochist... *Definition of a Masochist:* ***""Beat me! Beat me!""*** *Definition of a Sadist:* ***""No!""***"
"It's Cyber Monday, sooo.... what are you wearing?"
"When can women make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire"
"a window joke What happens when the man shakes? The windows milk shake!"
"Why can't Democrats sell pants? They believe in a single-pair system."
"""Star Wars"" fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new ""Star Wars"" movie has been leaked. Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han Solo all waking up in Vegas."
"Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team? A: A new version of the lawn dart's game."