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Joke of the Day

"A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said ""Uno, dos"" *POOF* He disappeared without a tres. **edit Front page??? Thats Punbelieveable!"

"Pennywise the clown to Ronald ""you disgust me Ronald, you're not even scary."" Ronald McDonald: ""I've killed more people than you."""

"Blows you, kisses See proper punctuation is important"

"How many glasses of wine equals two servings of fruit? Asking for a friend."

"Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights"

"I dream of living in a world where men are judged not by the color of their skin, but by the contents of their iPod."

"What did the the Jamaican daddy spice say to his son when he was being bad? Your a cinnamon"

"Why do you go to bed? Because the bed will not come to you."

"Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming."

"What do you call someone with No body and a nose.. Nobody knows.."