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Joke of the Day
"*jumps into volcano as sacrifice* *volcano spits me back out*"
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"I've completed my 1st four year term as husband and have been elected to a 2nd. Let the lame duck husbandry begin."
"What do you call a group of Ocelot? An Awful-lot."
"Three goats walked into a Stop N Shop."
"A woman is in an abusive relationship. She's talking to her friend one day. Her friend asks, ""Why do you stay with him?"" She replies, ""Beats me!"""
"Is it blowjob, blow job, or blow-job? God, I hate writing thank you letters."
"At last I've managed to find my girlfriend's G-spot! Who would have thought her sister had it all the time?"
"Dolce and Gabbana are to be jailed for tax evasion. Looks like someone finally called the fashion police."
"I hate when my kids say ""But mom; it was an accident!"" So were you pumpkin, but I still have to take responsibility for you."
"Why will Hillary Clinton make a bad president? Because she is a woman."