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Joke of the Day
"There once a website called toogle now it is google"
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"Vidi vini Me looking at ancient Etruscan nudes"
"A woman's JJ sized breasts saved her life in a car accident. Those same breasts were the cause of her husbands death in a motorboating accident."
"Did you hear the one about the philosophical dentist? He wanted to transcend dentalism."
"Mom asked if I wanted to race toy cars with my neighbor Chucky. I responded, ""Nah, that's child's play."""
"What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger"
"My standards for women are the same as my standards for juice. Five and Alive."
"A Dark Joke What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food? Not everyone gets it"
"I need a thingy to fix the thingy because the thingy came loose and the thingy is wiggly now. Do you sell those? -Me, at Home Depot"
"What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle? Kafir rider"