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Joke of the Day

"I don't claim to know what happens inside the dishwasher, but I'm guessing that it's like the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan."

"Popeye was a lonely sailor no wonder why he had such big forearms."

"The Sun's probably Asian."

"Why don't witches wear panties when flying? To get a better grip on the broomstick."

"My wife has packed her things and left me... My wife has packed her things and left me due to my obsession with glass objects. Frankly, I'm shattered."

"I've just bought a transparent megaphone. Now everyone can hear me loud and clear."

"Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around? Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take."

"How many months have 28 days in a leap year? 12 months not just february!"

"Me: I know you from somewhere Jesus: I get that a lot Me: no I'm sure Jesus: just one of those faces Me: [holding arms out] go like this"

"Here's how I made my dick 10 inches long... I folded it in half."