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Joke of the Day

"When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?) you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say? My little joke"

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"What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school? Dr."
"What do you call a guy who has sex with bums? A hobosexual."
"Women think about sex every 7 seconds. Just not with you."
"""I'm hungry!"" says your sister... ""Hi Hungry, I'm Dad"" your father replies Two hours later, your dad says, ""I'm fucking hungry!"""
"I was gonna post a joke about me being a shitty seller on eBay But my delivery has horrible timing."
"What do you call a green cow in a field? Invisibull."
"I got a call from Egypt today. They tried to get me involved in a pyramid scheme. (Credit to my wife for this one)"
"[first date] GIRL: When you said ""fitness freak"" in your profile, this isn't what I expected HALF-MAN/HALF-TREADMILL: It was an old photo"
"Why'd the cookie go to the hospital? It was feeling a little crumby."