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Joke of the Day

"What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus? ""Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"""

"The church across the street opened a new Jesus-themed ferris wheel. Their accountant told me they needed it to turn a prophet."

"What does a black policeman says when he looks in the mirror GET DOWN ON THE GROUND"

"A lesbian couple asked me if I would like to make them parents. I never thought adoption could be so exciting."

"BREAKING NEWS!! Cheese Factory Explosion... De-Brie is everywhere!"

"My ship has sailed, now I am waiting for the UFO."

"I own box sets of both the Star Wars and Star Trek franchises in case you were wondering if virginity can grow back."

"How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? ""We just report the facts we don't change them."""

"My Day is Going to be a Small Celebration to a Nordic God It'll be a Loki Day"

"Why do we all marry? - because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!"