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Joke of the Day
"My ship has sailed, now I am waiting for the UFO."
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"Taylor Swift tweeted a picture of her cat watching the Olympics and just as I suspected, Taylor's bedroom looks like a giant doily."
"We go to college to get a good job to buy an expensive tv to watch truck drivers on the discovery channel."
"Helen keller sets down a cheese grader and says... That was the most violent book i've ever read"
"Steve Jobs will be back He's an Android afterall."
"Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn't know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes."
"I breathed a sigh of relief when I typed the letter ""y""... ...when I had to type ""analytics"" into the search bar during a presentation at work."
"I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade"
"A blonde is walking down the street with a pig on a leash. Someone approaches and says, ""Cool! Where did you get that?"" The pig replies, ""I won her in a raffle."""
"What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !"