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Joke of the Day

"A lesbian couple asked me if I would like to make them parents. I never thought adoption could be so exciting."

"david guetta feat. the person who sings the whole song"

"A clown sighting was reported at the office this morning but it turns out Karen put her make up on in the car again."

"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee! Haha jk, we can talk. How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected? I have 40."

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts. Credit to the man who came through my check lane at work."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? For attention"

"Fire Marshal: So why did you shoot off the flare gun? Me: Well I was out of ranch and the waitress kept walking past my table."

"I had a nightmare that I was the Michelin man I woke up feeling tired from that one."

"Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my Facebook status..."

"Is the Black Friday name racist? Because everything's a steal?"