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Joke of the Day

"How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? ""We just report the facts we don't change them."""

"Jesus fed 5000 with 5 loaves and 2 fish. I can't even satisfy myself with a family sized lasagne"

"I went for a job interview last Tuesday and was asked to describe myself in three words. ""Violent when disappointed,"" I replied. I hope to get the appointment letter on Monday."

"What's the best way to get a Punjab in India? Hire a cunning linguist."

"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and nine other types of people."

"If an accountant's wife cannot sleep what does she say? ""Darling could you tell me about your work."""

"Hey reddit, guess what's funnier than 24? 25"

"Welcome, take off your pants ...and jacket."

" I'm like a bird, I'll only swim away, I don't know what a bird is "

"Son of Sam I Am, a serial killer who targets people who won't try new foods."