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Joke of the Day

"My Day is Going to be a Small Celebration to a Nordic God It'll be a Loki Day"

"What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree? A gorilla pooped on his face."

"Thank God football is back on. I've been watching baseball for months and it's only the 7th inning."

"I took my Biology exam last Friday I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently ""Blacks"" and ""Mexicans"" were NOT the correct answers."

"Winner of the coin flip at Superbowl 50 announced earlier today. Hilary Clinton has decided to receive."

"Colleague: Quick, the boss is on her way! Me: That's weird I swear that I didn't hear her broomstick!"

"What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity? The letter M"

"I think my penis is sick!!! I was playing with him this morning and he threw-up in my hand."

"The Hunger Games is like Soccer. Everyone runs around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand."

"What do firemen and Eastern European prostitutes have in common? They both go down on poles."