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Joke of the Day

"I own box sets of both the Star Wars and Star Trek franchises in case you were wondering if virginity can grow back."

"Maybe 6% of pens work. Terrible job, pen manufacturers."

"Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip? Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer."

"what is a vegetable's favorite singer? elvis parsley what is a fly's favorite singer? gnat king cole"

"The Artist I just saw a group of people who were watching an artist sketch all of them in his book. The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd."

"Still mourning the horrible death on 12/5/2013 Yesterday, a great man died. His name was Todd Mills, the inventer of the Doritos Locos Taco."

"What do you call an African who plays 10 pin bowling online? Ebola."

"Archaeologists digging in Egypt discovered a Mummy covered in Chocolate and Nuts Experts believe it to be a Pharaoh Roche"

"Why do seagulls live by the Sea..? ..Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it."

"If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic."