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Joke of the Day

"There was a maniac in town earlier today threatening to splash passersby with acid. Thankfully, police managed to neutralise him."

"Why aren't there any ""old husband tales""? There are. They just get re-branded as ""logic"" and ""the truth""."

"I just heard Stevie wonder is a Terrible father... He never sees his kids"

"Knock Knock... Knock knock Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No need to cry, it's only a joke."

"Chopping Onions I walked into the kitchen to see my Dad chopping Onions up. As soon as I saw him, I started crying because Onions is my dog."

"If you're attacked by a mob of clowns, what should you go for? The juggler"

"I tricked my construction coworker at lunch by putting chunks of concrete in his sandwich. He shit a brick after he found out."

"Where do gay fish live Aqueeriums"

"Thinking of getting another bed just for all my laundry"

"Q: Why do they call a horse a horse? A: Because they speak English."