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Joke of the Day
"When you talk you repeat what you already know; but if you listen you often learn something new."
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"The Miami Dolphins...."
"What did the flatulent man say to the preacher during confession? Forgive me Father, for i have wind."
"I called work and told them I have Anal Glaucoma... Just couldn't see my ass coming in today."
"People say drinking milk makes you stronger. I drunk 5 glasses of milk and tried to move a wall. It didn't work. Then, I drank 5 glasses of vodka and the wall moved alone!!"
"What do you call an overweight homosexual? Jigglypuff."
"Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?"
"After a big tsunami in Japan, the Chinese began to hoard soy sauce. So I guess you shouldn't Kikkoman when he's down."
"Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone? He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for"
"6 year old: daddy look we've had a whirlpool in our house this whole time! Dad: for the love of god Timmy please get out of the toilet"