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Joke of the Day

"How do you piss off a transgender? I'm sure the title will be enough to do it."

"Surely there's a 3rd option. Can't i just walk home? That can't be my only two choices? Ride or DIE? Seems a bit extreme."

"There was once a magical tractor... It turned in to a field"

"two Odessa women fall out with each other: - Oh, you old whore! - Sarah! I do not understand, what's age got to do with It ?!"

"What's Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rolling."

"I think about other women when I'm having sex with my wife. But I always think about her when I'm having sex with other women."

"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan!"

"After 30 years of shopping, my wife still has nothing to wear today."

"My car lease is up and I have to return it back to the dealer today, so I'm practicing jumping out of a moving car."

"I hear Bristol Palin is pregnant again... Ever since Trig was born, she's been Down to fuck."