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Joke of the Day

"Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? ""Why are we running so fast ?"" said one Because it says ""Tear along the dotted line"""

"How to Jews travel? By air."

"Ever notice how confusing your sentence's are when you incorrectly use apostrophe's to pluralize word's? It hurt's me even to type thi's."

"The non-Spanish version of Ambien is called Amgood."

"A Blind Man Walked Into A Bar... and a table."

"I said goodbye to everyone at a party and then mistakenly walked into a closet and was too embarrassed to walk back out so I live here now."

"Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. ""1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."""

"I found a Squirtle in my pants & I'm not even playing Pokemon Go!"

"What kinds of clothes do protons wear? Plus sizes!"

"Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: ""He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."""