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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cannibal that went to the rock concert? He heard there was a Jimmy Buffet."
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"Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again."
"How does a black woman stop crime? She gets an abortion."
"If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day but... if you teach a kid how to make pop tarts your job as a parent is pretty much done"
"ANIMALS IT'S OK TO KILL IN AFRICA 1. Mosquitoes 2. Terminally ill zebra who signed a DNR 3. The Nazi monkey from Raiders of the Lost Ark"
"What do tour call a man that is happy after performing oral sex on a woman Gladiator"
"Three old men are walking down the street... The first old man says ""Hey, it's Windy"" The second old man says ""No, Thursday"" The third one says ""I agree, lets go get a beer"""
"How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."
"Where does the zombie president live? In the wight house."
"Divorce is when you tell someone: Hey I know you better than anyone else on Earth and I'm gonna take a pass"