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Joke of the Day

"Ladders causes more accidents in homes than guns That's why I have 10 guns, incase some psycho tries to sneak in a ladder. Gravity Falls has the best jokes."

"What do you call an undulating pig? Swinusoidal."

"A jewish Santa enters an house and asks... ""OK kids, what do you want to buy ?"""

"My brother is so poor... ...He had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat."

"r/politics That is all."

"I told my girlfriend that I wanted to be cremated.. I then told my family that I had no specific burial requests, just make sure that they don't have me cremated, no matter what."

"I'm speechless Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"i still remember the disappointment when i learned that ""diuretic"" doesn't mean ""gives you diarrhea."" (it was 20 minutes ago)"

"Why does the Indian chief hate snow? It's White and all over his land."

"Muslims are like the common cold and SJWs are like AIDS. It's easy to fight off a cold unless you have AIDS."