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Joke of the Day
"r/politics That is all."
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"I did some research to study if women like to use soap or body wash when they shower. 100% of them didn't like me watching them while they bathed."
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"friend: have u accepted jesus christ as yr savior so u can be allowed into the kingdom of heaven? me: who all going?"
"Yeah? Well the Bible also tells us that abstinence isn't 100% effective, Mary."
"What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire? throw it on the ground and tampon it."
"What's the difference between fight club and veganism? You don't talk about fight club."
"TIL that 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates."
"A redditor and his friend, Elle, walk into a bar... The redditor notices a jar of mayonnaise on the bar, so he says, ""Hey, Elle, a mayo!"""
"Of course you can be anything you wanna be. That's how delusions work."