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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Indian chief hate snow? It's White and all over his land."

"I'm concerned about my local funeral parlour closing down It's right on the high street, but every time I walk past it's dead in there"

"Chicken Crossing Joke Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To show the deer how to do it."

"HR: Did you eat all the mints that were in my jar? me: No [some mints fall out of my mouth] HR: me: Yes [more mints fall out of my mouth]"

"Excuse me, ma'am. Your car doesn't make you invisible, but I am super impressed by how far you just got your finger up your nose."

"Muslims are against the consumption of Pork and believe the pig to be unclean. Yet their prophet has Ham in his name."

"The Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and be awarded eternal life"" John came fifth and was awarded a toaster"

"What do call a fish with a Phd? A brain sturgeon."

"If you come to my front door with a clip board I will just ask you if your clip board is an ipad until you leave."