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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an undulating pig? Swinusoidal."
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"I think I've found the worst pornstar name to have at the moment. ISIS LOVE"
"This dumbass next to me on the highway is texting and driving."
"How embarrassing would it be if Facebook automatically updated statuses to what you where doing. ""Billy is alone in his room."""
"[Having a problem with my iPhone] Me: *texting myself* Test Me: *replies* I have a girlfriend"
"I for one welcome our new insect overlords Resistance is futile."
"What's that thing called when your crush likes you back? Oh yeah. Imagination."
"How do you package a 21st century classical jazz singer? Buble wrap Sorry "
"When does a cub scout become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie."
"Keyboards should give an electric shock with each keystroke when caps lock is on."