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Joke of the Day

"I'm speechless Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? v2 Allah's Snackbar."

"I bet parents get annoyed when their kids ask ""are we there yet?"" when they're fully aware they now live in a car"

"What gun do you use to hunt a moose? A moosecut!"

"Weird how the guys who say that don't see race always know the black-on-black crime statistics."

"So I married way too young... Oops, she spells it Wei Tu Yung"

"Hearing a joke is like chasing a puppy with a club, eventually you get it."

"*me, at high school prom Me: So, you wanna dance? Her: Definitely! M: Can you tell me why?"

"Just give me a sec. I'm still waiting for IE8 to open a new tab. A blank tab. Waiting... Still waiting... There it is."

"Roses are red, violets are blue... I have a gun Get in the van"