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Joke of the Day

"My brother is so poor... ...He had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat."

"I married Miss Right... I just didn't know her first name was Always."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ? Bronte of the blow !"

"How do Soviet prison mates greet each other? Gulag to you too."

"Open your eyes, people! The Three Little Pigs was written by bricklayers."

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nah, it's too cheesy."

"Did you hear about this year's newest fad diet coming out of New York and New Jersey? The swim-fast diet."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him."

"Now THAT's what I call music! And THIS? THIS is what I call a movie. Oh & over there? A TV show! Don't even get me started on YouTube videos"

"""Can we stop for a second? I forgot everyone's names again."" - me, if I was a character on Game of Thrones"