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Joke of the Day
"What is a Statistician's preferred method of killing people ? Poisson Distribution"
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"Did you hear about the overweight introvert who thought he had won the hot dog eating contest? Turns out he was just a bit shy."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hitler."
"Donald Trump has received 50% of the African American Republican vote so far.... and the other one has voted for Ben Carson."
"My wife thinks I drink too much... ...but the guy who runs my dialysis treatment says he's seen way worse."
"If the waitress doesn't have a visible tattoo the restaurant is usually too expensive for me."
"A pirate crew is fleeing from a whaling ship One pirate swabbie asks, ""This be the whaling ship driven by the wench with two vaginas?"" The pirate says, ""Aye, we best be wary of har poons."""
"Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put music they don't like on"
"Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet They could spend years at Sea!"
"How does a black women know she's pregnant? When she pulls put her tampon the cotton I'd already picked"