84461

Joke of the Day

"oh my love, where are you, i am searching for you here and there, but never find you anywhere, just because of you heart is ringing the bell, just like a school bell."

Next Joke
 
"Sunday. Fun day. One day. Done day. Monday. Fuck."
"What does a robot do during sex? He nuts and bolts!"
"favorite pick up line hey babe, are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special"
"Why did the T-Rex get kicked outta the porn shoot? Because he had a reptile dysfunction"
"How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong."
"If you ever meet me please remember that I literally have a headache all the time"
"*leans back in chair* wow, what a great question. I guess I'd say my biggest weakness is the 5 felony convictions I left off my application"
"I heard Cobras dance to music. I played some Justin Bieber for my pet Cobra and he bit himself and died."
"What's the difference between my dick and a motorcycle? Your mom hasn't ridden a motorcycle"