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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the overweight introvert who thought he had won the hot dog eating contest? Turns out he was just a bit shy."

"Yet another tragedy struck the music world today. Police responded from a call to a California hotel room occupied by Justin Beiber. When they arrived on the scene, he was still alive."

"Dentist sign reads ""KGB Dentistry"" The sign continued, ""We are Putin in your filling."""

"What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut you racist."

"I think my virginity is growing back."

"My ex was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists. They performed unspeakable acts on her."

"your mom's so fat her nickname is ""damn!"""

"What's the difference between Bono and Jesus? Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono."

"A man walks into a bar, and orders 10 times the amount of drinks as everyone else. The barman says ""now *that's* an order of magnitude!"""

"Caucasian Half-Cauc, Half-Asian"