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Joke of the Day
"Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put music they don't like on"
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"Where do you see yourself in 10 years? In a mirror! Reply from my 9 year old brother, after my mom asked me this while talking about future career prospects."
"Some people might as well post ""Wants Attention"" as their Facebook status"
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg!"
"I was gonna make a gay joke... Butt fuck it."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ? Bacon a cake for your birthday !"
"What do you call a gigolo you don't pay? A Free Willy."
"What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed? There's 21 of them"
"How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible"
"The Kool-Aid Man seems depressed lately. Let's keep him away from load-bearing walls."