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Joke of the Day

"A pirate crew is fleeing from a whaling ship One pirate swabbie asks, ""This be the whaling ship driven by the wench with two vaginas?"" The pirate says, ""Aye, we best be wary of har poons."""

"Is it appropriate to force an adult to wear diapers? Depends."

"A couple have a lot of sex They challenge each other to see who can have the most sex in a month. The woman wins. Some say she cheated."

"What's the most annoying thing someone can say? Nevermind."

"How are Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd similar? Both's greatest hit was The Wall"

"Hey girl is your name Karl Marx? Cuz you're starting an uprising in my lower classes"

"Reddit will end with not a bang, but a Pao."

"Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots."

"What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!"

"ELI5: Why do i suck at posting in the right sub?"