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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump has received 50% of the African American Republican vote so far.... and the other one has voted for Ben Carson."

"My girlfriend's father asked me what I do... Apparently, ""your daughter"" was not the answer he wanted to hear."

"Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said ""seriously?"" after a comment you made during an argument."

"BAD: When your date has been in the Men's Room for 45 mins. WORSE: When the 6 yo girl at the table next to you says ""he's not coming back"""

"What TV personality lives in your phone? SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)"

"""Hey pregnant, I'm dad"" .... .... .... ..... ""Oh god wait."""

"TIL ninjas only have sex in the dark... That way you can't see them coming."

"Hey, Chefs, you're making food. Not curing AIDS, Cancer or defusing a bomb. Settle the fuck down."

"What kind of animal lives in a triangle Hippotenuse"

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association."