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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump has received 50% of the African American Republican vote so far.... and the other one has voted for Ben Carson."

"""Am I the first man you have ever loved?"" he said. ""Of course,"" she answered ""Why do men always ask the same question?""."

"What's E.T. short for? He's just got little legs."

"Are you an arson and a musician? WOOOOOOOAAHHHHHooOOO, YOUR SAX IS ON FIRE!"

"A skeleton walks into a bar and says... ""Barkeeper, I'll have a beer and a mop"""

"I have a split personality No he doesn't"

"My friend told me to sing Wonderwall I said maybe."

"With my luck, I'll die and get reincarnated as myself."

"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because B shells are to small and D shells are to big."

"A woman with a lazy eye was having an affair.. They said she was seeing someone on the side."