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Joke of the Day
"If the waitress doesn't have a visible tattoo the restaurant is usually too expensive for me."
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"After many years of research, I have finally determined that THE most annoying thing ever is... Clickbait! (Sorry)"
"what do you call fake spaghetti? impasta."
"[my dad and my 3 yr old daughter] Him: Hey sweetie how've you been? Her: I have a boyfriend Me: lmao *my daughter and I high five*"
"Why are magicians always sad? Because everything they have disappears"
"*puts down window Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Yes *puts up window and drives away"
"Upvote this if you're in North Korea! ....wait...."
"Why did the pickle stop being a contortionist? It was to cucumbersome."
"I'm taking a course in self defense. I can't afford a trial lawyer."
"What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits? He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse."