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Joke of the Day
"If the waitress doesn't have a visible tattoo the restaurant is usually too expensive for me."
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"Why didn't the gunpowder plot work? Because gunpowder is black."
"What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin? Jello-us"
"What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash? Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon"
"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch"
"Son: Dad, why'd you name me Achilles? He's from Greek mythology. Dad: Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
"What's do Christians and politicians have in common? They pick and choose what they want to believe."
"I just want to meet a nice girl who hates the same stuff as me."
"""Let's see how many people we can trick into thinking we're quarters today!"" - nickels"
"Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!"