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Joke of the Day

"How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb? Change a light bulb? Pfft! We are game changers."

"Before having sex with a girl, you should always (ALWAYS) ask..."

"I told my Canadian friend that I ran zero miles today... she said that was 0K"

"My friend Tommy drowned the other day... At his funeral, we placed a lifejacket on his coffin. It's what he would have wanted..."

"Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has it's pros and Khans"

"Facebook: My little man is the best thing that's ever happened to me! Twitter: Free baby. DM for details."

"What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn? That's amorehay!"

"I know Mexican culture is big on traditions: baptism at birth, ear piercing as a baby, but what's the one they do when they turn 15? Have a baby."

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Why can't I eat just one cookie and be happy???"