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Joke of the Day

"An employee texts his boss ""What's the difference between this morning and your daughter...?"" (Slightly nsfw) His boss answers ""I don't know."" The employee replies ""I'm not coming in this morning!"""

"have you heard about the couple who confused the tube of K-Y Jelly with window putty? It was horrible, all of the windows fell out of their new house"

"One good thing about pedophiles....! At least they drive slow in school zones...!"

"Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar? Because he was Aminor"

"I've just noticed the wife is wearing her sexy underwear. This can only mean one thing. She's behind with the laundry."

"What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of? One byte"

"if i told you you have a beautiful body.... would you hold it against me?"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just came out of this chick."

"What sexual position makes the ugliest babies? Ask your mom"

"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the P is silent!"