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Joke of the Day

"Before having sex with a girl, you should always (ALWAYS) ask..."

"If I give you breakfast in bed just say ""thanks"" Not ""who are you"" and ""how did you get in here"""

"I just added Princess Diana to my xbox friends list. I don't think she has any games though, all she does is spend all day on the dashboard..."

"My girlfriend and I are thinking about adopting a dog because we've had no luck trying to have one naturally."

"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption."

"Remember back in the day, when you used to blow bubbles? Well, bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number."

"How do you like your juice? I like mine gassy and concentrated."

"I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it."

"What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married."

"Hookers should use laundry mats as fronts for their brothels They both charge by the load."