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Joke of the Day
"Why can't I eat just one cookie and be happy???"
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"What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast? Nobody ever says ""Thank you for your service"" to the latter."
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"Yo Mama so fat she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake."
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"HEY PIGS STOP TRYING TO SWALLOW ENTIRE APPLES YOU KEEP DYING"
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"What's the difference between feminists and Nazis? The Nazis shaved."