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Joke of the Day

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. I would like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

"HOLD YOUR HORSES. TELL YOUR HORSES YOU LOVE THEM. DONT BE TOO STRICT WITH YOUR HORSES OR THEY'LL DATE OLDER HORSES GET TATTOOS & HAVE PONIES"

"macklemore could poop into his own bare hands onstage & half the write-ups would be ""ah finally a rapper who isn't obsessed with shiny cars"""

"7 million people watched the ""Game of Thrones"" season finale. Seven million people. That's one viewer for each ""Game of Thrones"" character."

"Want to hear a sex joke? On second thought, you wouldn't get it. It's an insider joke."

"TIFU in the shower Although I still think Up is a strange name for a dog..."

"What is the most masculine profession? Maleman"

"You know I heard Hitler was a really good cook. . . Everything he made was kosher."

"Well, well, well, if it isn't my inability to cope with life."

"*counting sheep before bed* *jesus walks in your room* ""I noticed there weren't any black sheep. what's up man. we gonna have a problem?"""