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Joke of the Day
"Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has it's pros and Khans"
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"Remember before Amazon reviews when you could just buy a toothbrush without 6 hours of research?"
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"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms."
"What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird"
"Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made him an offer he couldn't understand."
"*sees a racoon in the neighbor's trash* I won't say anything if you don't. *continues rummaging*"
"Do you know why the marketing company started hiring pedophiles? They wanted to get in touch with this generation of children."
"A man died in a grain silo... He ran himself to death, trying to find a corner to pee in."
"What do you get when you play a country song backwards? You house back, your wife back, your dog back, your truck back..."