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Joke of the Day

"I know Mexican culture is big on traditions: baptism at birth, ear piercing as a baby, but what's the one they do when they turn 15? Have a baby."

"How does Peter Pan fly? If someone hit you in the Peter with a Pan, you'd fly too."

"I got a job installing elevators It's some next level shit"

"How does Stephen Hawking commit suicide? Alt-F4"

"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side."

"How many redditors does it take to repost a joke? About four."

"An art thief gets caught after a heist, how so? Many people saw his Van Gogh from the scene of the crime."

"What an Idea..!!! My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory. Why didn't I think of that?"

"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off"

"Ate a hot dog at the food court today and four gay men gave me a standing ovation."