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Joke of the Day
"What does a sick train say? Achoo Achoo!"
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"Yo Mama so poor... ...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks other people's fingers."
"[The mid 20s catch up] ""What are you drinking, who you seeing?"" [The midlife catchup] ""Who's your therapist, what are you taking for it?"""
"People who think only god can judge them have obviously never hung out with my friends."
"Windows 10 rollout"
"A handicapped guy walks into a bar................just kidding."
"What did the grand chess master say to the recovering alcoholic after he beat him in a game of chess? I was 12 steps ahead of you from the beginning!"
"#liestoldbygirls I am an 18th century mahogany cabinet."
"If i was stranded on an island with a fully functioning plane and a runaway,, I'd still be stranded on an island."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate the Pizza before it was cool."