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Joke of the Day

"If i was stranded on an island with a fully functioning plane and a runaway,, I'd still be stranded on an island."

"Ordered a Book on Female Orgasms. It hasn't come till now."

"The most embarrassing moment of my life was when I called my teacher ""mom"" during sex."

"Why did the two men from Moscow get escorted out from the concert? Because they wouldn't stop Russian the stage..."

"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman knew his parents before they were shot."

"Why don't pedophiles ever win marathons? They're always coming in a little behind."

"How do you know when your sister's on her period? NSFW When your dad's dick tastes like blood."

"Interviewer: Can we call your former employer for a reference? Me: Not if you're considering me for the job."

"What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese? Gruyeauuuurrrrrrrrrr"

"A mexican and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? A cop"