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Joke of the Day
"A handicapped guy walks into a bar................just kidding."
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"Scientist found out... once shown the exit."
"It's 4:20!"
"spent the last 36 minutes yelling at this ugly little girl to get off my lawn before realizing it was my naked reflection in the window."
"What did the gay Zombie crave? BRIANS."
"Did you hear the one about the 2 gay ghosts? They kept giving each other the willies!"
"If you're going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights"
"What type of lights were on Noah's Ark? You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!"
"There are more Jews than Native Americans... I guess genocide is just one more thing Americans are better at than Germans"
"Apparently If ur BF says ""if anything happens to me,I want u to meet someone new...."" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in traffic."