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"What do you call a homeless Hitler? A roofless dictator."
"What did the father Buffalo say to his son as he left for school? Bison"
"What is worse than dying in a mass shooting in America? Your dad finding out you're gay."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-dwelling scum sucker. The other is a fish."
"Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman."
"I went up north to drill oil, didn't get payed Turns out, it was all rigged."
"If they ever start charging for air... I'll buy a bag of chips, at least it will be a package deal."
"What was Hitler's favorite breakfast cereal? Reich Crispies."
"There are two types of people I can't stand. Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what the hell they're whispering about."