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Joke of the Day

"#liestoldbygirls I am an 18th century mahogany cabinet."

"Old people love My grandma rubbed butter on granddad's feet when he was ill. He went downhill fast after that."

"Oh thank goodness, my Uber driver knows what's really wrong with this country."

"I have never managed to find a happy medium All the one's I've ever met have a haunted look to them."

"What's a frog's favorite place on the internet. ""Reddit."""

"Where did Hitler keep his armies? In Poland, France, and Czechoslovakia."

"You mean 'idiosyncrasies' doesn't mean two or more idiots doing the same thing at the same time?"

"""I want to get drunk in public."" ""Me too but on pancake batter."" ""If only there was a way to solve both problems."" -The Origin of Eggnog"

"I heard politicians don't have toilets. They just shit into microphones."

"I don't know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse."