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Joke of the Day

"[The mid 20s catch up] ""What are you drinking, who you seeing?"" [The midlife catchup] ""Who's your therapist, what are you taking for it?"""

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? **[Deleted]**"

"The only times I go for a jog is when there's a cute guy in front of me or a creepy guy behind me."

"I now have an EpiPen My friend gave it to me when he was dying. It seemed really important that I have it, I will cherish forever."

"Nothing like riding a motorcycle without a helmet. The wind blowing through your hair... the warm pavement on your face..."

"One women's ""oh hell no that's gross"" is another women's ""oh please do that again""."

"Which band does rockclimbers listen to ? Rolling Stones"

"Wood Tits A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?"

"Have to take my son to speech therapy.. Easier done than said"

"Southern cop to Yankee speeder, whom he has just pulled over: ""Little lady, nobody goes through Georgia that fast."" Speeder: ""Sherman did."""