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Joke of the Day

"[The mid 20s catch up] ""What are you drinking, who you seeing?"" [The midlife catchup] ""Who's your therapist, what are you taking for it?"""

"Why doesn't Sherlock Holmes pay any income tax? Because he makes so many brilliant deductions."

"I slept with an acrobat once. She was lousy in bed. It was like Cirque de So-So lay."

"The iPhone 7 is an of all trades Sorry, I meant ""jack of all trades"" but there's no more jack."

"Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing"

"Q: Did you hear about the imaginary tree? A: It was mapleleaf."

"A Blind Man Walked Into A Bar... and a table."

"The key to a long and good relationship is to keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty!!!"

"Down with the metric system no more foreign rulers!"

"When I was a kid I was afraid of the dentist... Probable because he was a pedophile. Which begs the question of, how many fillings did he give me?"