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Joke of the Day
"I wish I were as attractive to women as I am to mosquitoes."
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"What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you."
"What did the grape say when an elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wine."
"What is the only deaf animal? Def Leppard"
"Dark humor is a lot like cancer Grown ups mainly get it but sometimes kids get it too."
"I kidnapped this girl last night... And she yelled ""Please, I don't want to die a virgin!"". If that isn't consent, I don't know what is."
"(OC) What do you call Helen Keller punching someone? Senseless violence."
"You know how sometimes... You know how sometimes even when you're not hungry you'll get tempted to eat something just because it's in front of you? Well, that's how I lost my job as a gynecologist."
"Why does the couple at the beginning of a scary movie always have to be happy & sexy why can't it be like, Pat & Deb, 56 & 54, IBS sufferers"
"Sometimes, I think I'm the only member of my family not doped up on prescription drugs all the time. Then I usually take my amnesiac meds."