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Joke of the Day
"(OC) What do you call Helen Keller punching someone? Senseless violence."
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"ANAESTHETIST: Count backwards from 100 ME: 100..99..98 ME: ..3..2..1..um [looks round] now what? ANAESTHETIST [muffled] You have to find me"
"Why is it called an Xbox One? Because you do a one and walk away."
"[speaking at funeral] Deceased's brother: there's no words to describe the anguish we all feel right now Me: what about 'anguish'?"
"What kind of bees make the best milk? Boo Bees!"
"When making small talk at a tweet-up, avoid using the word ""fungus."""
"Postmodernism pun Hi all, I'm trying to come up with a clever pun on postmodernism but I'm stumped. Does anyone have any clever puns on postmodernism?"
"Joker: You're endangering a minor Batman: He's my partner Joker: Why's he in his underwear? Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me."
"What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter? One of them left the chamber alive."
"There's something about pressing F5... Thats just so refreshing"