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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you."

"Why is the letter E like London? Because it is the capital of England."

"At this point making fun of Lindsay Lohan feels like laughing at the underprivileged Little League team who has to play in blue jeans."

"Whip me up, Before you Nae Nae Don't leave me hanging on like a Bae Bae"

"I hate dolphins... ...for all intents and porpoises."

"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Potato"

"Have you heard the joke about the German sausage? It's the wurst..."

"I once met a Republican feminist She told me to Czech my privilege."

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend and an impoverished Sierra Leonean child laborer's worst nightmare."

"Two Native Americans walk into a restaurant... The concierge asks, ""Do you have reservations?"" One of the guys replies, ""Yes; mine is in Oklahoma and his is in Arizona."""